Capps

How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old mate - husband?
Tell him your pregnant.
How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
The next time you're in front of a mirror take off your glasses.
Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
Storing memory is not a problem, retreiving it is a problem.
As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Is all this talk about 60 being the new 40 for real?
Only of you're 60.
Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
Their heads.
What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
"I remember these".