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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him "So what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error" I didn't want to appear stupid but nonetheless inquired "An ID ten T error? Whats that in case I need to fix it again.?" Rick grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of ID ten T error before?" " No" I replied "Write it down," he said, " and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote out I D I O T

Dear Resident

On March 28, 2011 we will start improving the parking lots in your section. The re-construction already started on March 22, 2011, and will end approximately three weeks from then (weather permitting). We ask during this time you park on the street, on our side of the street, or in a different parking lot that is not being worked on. The following buildings listed will have to find alternative parking area, 1401, 1403, 1407, 1409, 1411, and 1413. We will need all cars moved before 8:00 A.M. on this day. Barricades will be put and we ask that you do not enter into the parking lot areas until they have been removed by the contractor. Some areas maybe open for parking while other sections will be closed off. We know this will be an inconvenience, but we must make this improvement. Failure to comply will result in removal of your vehicle at your own expense. We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this will cause you. We thank you in advance for your cooperation and adhering to our request. If you have any questions in regards to this notice please feel free to contact maintance office during normal business hours. Thank you, Management

Dear Resident

happy - cheerful - glad - joyous -

choose to Restoring life below the surface, and above it. The Chesapeake Bay spans over 200 miles, and its communities are home to millions of people. Every day, Siemens is helping improve the waters they depend on. That's why after years of neglect, the bay is starting to come back. And it's just one example of the work Siemens is doing from coast to coast. Siemens purification and wastewater treatment technologies are helping municipalities big and small improve the health of their waterways. Somewhere in America, our team of more than 60,000 emplyees spends every day creating answers that will last for years to come.

fruity nutty

1 diced apple
1 diced zuccini
1 splash Sunny D
drop of lemon juice
sprinkle CRAISINS
mix and enjoy


Mango Salsa

1 ripe Mango, peeled pitted and diced
1/2 medium red onion finely chopped
1 Jalapenio pepper, minced (include ribs and seeds for hotter taste )
1 small cucumber, peeled and diced (+- cup)
3 Tbs fresh cilantro leaves chopped
3 Tbs lime juice
Salt and Pepper to taste

Also good with diced red bell pepper and jicama

METHOD
Combine all ingredients in a bowl. Season to taste with salt
and pepper. If the salsa ends up being too hot or acidic for your taste,
you can temper it by adding some diced avocado.

PIT BITS

Defining the Pit Stop

Pit box:
where the crew chief and owner sit during the race to communicate with Clint and the crew

Up on wedge
riding on the edges of tires around corners. A tension
adjustment to the suspension must be made.

RCR

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predecessors Technology's

LOG ON: Making a wood stove hoter.
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truck.
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood.
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
RAM: That thing what splitz the farwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
PROMPT: What the mail ain't in the winter time.
WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside.
SCREEN: What to shut when it's black fly season.
BYTE: What them flies do.
CHIP: Munchies for the TV.
MICRO CHIP : What's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the truck keys.
SOFTWARE: Them plastic forks and knives.
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn.
MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse hole.
MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
ENTER: Northerner talk fer "c'mon in y'all"

Laughing Matters

The ultimate response to a dear John letter

An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend.
In the letter she explained that she has had two different boyfriends while he had been gone. She wanted to break up and she wanted the pictures of herself back.
So the Ranger wemt around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following note.
"I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please take the one that belongs to you and send the rest back. Thank you."
susanCapps SN /march 2011

. - plain talk. Our specialists' skills are unimportant if they cannot communicate to you in logical terms about your diagnosis, what they recommend and why. After all, you must ultimately decide what is best for you. There is no condition so complex that we cannot explain it to you. We will listen to you, thoroughly examine your hand with intent and focus and explain the problem. Next, we will give you our recommendations based on your problem and our experience and knowledge. We will candidly look you in the eyes and tell you if more than one option is equally acceptable. We will tell you if we recommend no treatment.

Our patients range in age from children only a few weeks old, to people in their ninties suffering from arthritic joint disease. In planning treatment, the entire body is taken into account and often routine diagnostic exams are done to ensure your overall health while coordinating with your primary care physician.

You will not see diplomas and awards in these exam rooms. There are plenty, but they are in the private offices

what

doctors wish their patients knew
Doctors reveal what patients can do to get better care in a new report about navigating the complex doctor-patient relationship in the March issue of Consumer Reports and online at www.ConsumerReportsHealth.org - Physicians told Consumer Reports their top gripe was
patient noncompliance with advice or treatment recommendations. Most said it affected their ability to provide optimal care and more than one-third (37% said it did so a "lot" Those are just some of the findings in new poll of 660 primary-care physicians conducted by the Consumer Reports National Research Center. The report also found that 37% of physicians said they now keep patient records entirely electronically - up from 24% in a 2007 survey.