predecessors Technology's

LOG ON: Making a wood stove hoter.
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truck.
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood.
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.
RAM: That thing what splitz the farwood.
HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.
PROMPT: What the mail ain't in the winter time.
WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside.
SCREEN: What to shut when it's black fly season.
BYTE: What them flies do.
CHIP: Munchies for the TV.
MICRO CHIP : What's in the bottom of the munchie bag.
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.
LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps.
KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the truck keys.
SOFTWARE: Them plastic forks and knives.
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn.
MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse hole.
MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof.
ENTER: Northerner talk fer "c'mon in y'all"