That's amore

Laughing Matters Susan Capps

when the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie,
That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, and that's not what you planned
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, and our customs deranged,
That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, and the bales total four,
That's some more hay.

When a Japanese knight, uses his sword in a fight,
That's Samurai

When your sheep go to graze, in a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine, and tie up her line,
That's a moor, eh?

A comedian ham, with the name Amsterdam
That's a Morey

When you've had quite enough, of this dumb rhyming stuff.
That's "No more", eh