How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old mate - husband?
Tell him your pregnant.
How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
The next time you're in front of a mirror take off your glasses.
Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
Storing memory is not a problem, retreiving it is a problem.
As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Is all this talk about 60 being the new 40 for real?
Only of you're 60.
Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
Their heads.
What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
"I remember these".
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Juried Fine Art Show & Sale
ELIGIBILITY Adult division is OPEN to ALL artists age 18 and older, professional, amateur, or
beginner and must be a resident of the DFW Metroplex and surrounding suburbs.
Youth division for ages 10 thru 17 and must be a resident of the DFW Metroplex and surrounding suburbs.
REQUIREMENTS .This is limited to a total of four (4) entries per artist. FOR MEMBERS ONLY - Three entries for $25 or you may choose to enter four for $30. NON-MEMBERS are
$30 for three or $40 for four entries. Youth are$7 each. Beginners may enter one ONLY for $15
..Artist MUST hand deliver artwork at either of the registration times and pick up artwork at the close of the show. Arrangements will need to be made with one of the show chairpersons.
.Artwork MUST have been completed within the last two years and be totally dry.
.ONLY TWO-DIMENSIONAL artwork will be accepted and MUST be framed and ready to hang
with a WIRE HANGER. NO saw tooth hangers will be accepted.
.Gallery-wrapped canvas (stapled onhte back and painted on all sides will be acceptable.
.Watercolor and other fragile media must be under Plexiglass only (NO GLASS, except for pastels).
.Framed length or width cannot exceed 40"
.No shadow Boxes, Cross Stitch, Needlepoint, Touched Up Copies, Arts & Crafts, etc No 3 dimensional artwork accepted.
.Artist may choose any subject except pne which would be offensive in the estimation of the show chairs, i.e.; no nudes,cult, nothing promoting alcohol, smoking etc. Show chairperson(s) has
the authority to decling unacceptable works.
.Awards are at the discretion of the juror.
Artwork must be displayed for the duration of the show.
.Entry shallimply the artist's acceptance of the above requirements.
beginner and must be a resident of the DFW Metroplex and surrounding suburbs.
Youth division for ages 10 thru 17 and must be a resident of the DFW Metroplex and surrounding suburbs.
REQUIREMENTS .This is limited to a total of four (4) entries per artist. FOR MEMBERS ONLY - Three entries for $25 or you may choose to enter four for $30. NON-MEMBERS are
$30 for three or $40 for four entries. Youth are$7 each. Beginners may enter one ONLY for $15
..Artist MUST hand deliver artwork at either of the registration times and pick up artwork at the close of the show. Arrangements will need to be made with one of the show chairpersons.
.Artwork MUST have been completed within the last two years and be totally dry.
.ONLY TWO-DIMENSIONAL artwork will be accepted and MUST be framed and ready to hang
with a WIRE HANGER. NO saw tooth hangers will be accepted.
.Gallery-wrapped canvas (stapled onhte back and painted on all sides will be acceptable.
.Watercolor and other fragile media must be under Plexiglass only (NO GLASS, except for pastels).
.Framed length or width cannot exceed 40"
.No shadow Boxes, Cross Stitch, Needlepoint, Touched Up Copies, Arts & Crafts, etc No 3 dimensional artwork accepted.
.Artist may choose any subject except pne which would be offensive in the estimation of the show chairs, i.e.; no nudes,cult, nothing promoting alcohol, smoking etc. Show chairperson(s) has
the authority to decling unacceptable works.
.Awards are at the discretion of the juror.
Artwork must be displayed for the duration of the show.
.Entry shallimply the artist's acceptance of the above requirements.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Saturday
No overtime this week - - 1st - do the errands - post office, groceries, don't forget the laundry.
Oh look - a little yellow sign - BOLD LETTERS - address - right up the street - Oh look --
chairs, table, lamp, dishes - oh look -- brand new ribbon 4yds (3.9) 10cents - okay thats better-
- do errands - Post Office - oh look - BOLD LETTERS - kids toys - granmas shawl, quilts, xmas
decorations - dishes - cute little plate and bowl -- GROCERIES - okay got the laundry - bold
letters ----------------------------------------oh look - - - great furniture - oooo still in original
box with direction instrution --- sooooo now I live in a three story house filled with the fun things of collectibles -- perhaps - maybe - on a friday - saturday you'll see my BOLD LETTERS
yellow signssssssssssssssss that away In the mean time do the errands and then tidy up the
place.
Oh look - a little yellow sign - BOLD LETTERS - address - right up the street - Oh look --
chairs, table, lamp, dishes - oh look -- brand new ribbon 4yds (3.9) 10cents - okay thats better-
- do errands - Post Office - oh look - BOLD LETTERS - kids toys - granmas shawl, quilts, xmas
decorations - dishes - cute little plate and bowl -- GROCERIES - okay got the laundry - bold
letters ----------------------------------------oh look - - - great furniture - oooo still in original
box with direction instrution --- sooooo now I live in a three story house filled with the fun things of collectibles -- perhaps - maybe - on a friday - saturday you'll see my BOLD LETTERS
yellow signssssssssssssssss that away In the mean time do the errands and then tidy up the
place.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Eccentricities detailed information
Information pages are, just as the name implies, pages of your site with text, graphics, and other elements on them. You can also choose to include information on your site - storefront - that
your customers can download, such as a book or a newsletter.
Your storefront - site - may include as many graphics as you want up to the 1 GB storage limit
for free. If the graphics for your site are not "Internet ready" (i.e., scanned into an electronic
format, retouched for flaws color balanced, cropped etc.), local print shops can do this for you.
If you are taking pictures, consider having your developer make photo CD during the developing
process. That will men you won't have to scan them later. Please ensure you have permission to use any copyrighted images.
your customers can download, such as a book or a newsletter.
Your storefront - site - may include as many graphics as you want up to the 1 GB storage limit
for free. If the graphics for your site are not "Internet ready" (i.e., scanned into an electronic
format, retouched for flaws color balanced, cropped etc.), local print shops can do this for you.
If you are taking pictures, consider having your developer make photo CD during the developing
process. That will men you won't have to scan them later. Please ensure you have permission to use any copyrighted images.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
what
Cindy Brannan
P O Box 211733
Bedford,Texas 76095
817-659-9821
817-713-9243
Free-Lance Commercial Artist - consultant
Custom works and designs Fine Art Painting
Ribbons and Awards
Marketing of the insurance, finances, real estate, cable television , retail, industries.
Sales consultant - photographic portraits - individual, families, group.
agribusiness - Administrative - accounting
Enthusiastic - Dynamic - Punctual - Reliable - Conscientious
persuasive - imaginative - creative
P O Box 211733
Bedford,Texas 76095
817-659-9821
817-713-9243
Free-Lance Commercial Artist - consultant
Custom works and designs Fine Art Painting
Ribbons and Awards
Marketing of the insurance, finances, real estate, cable television , retail, industries.
Sales consultant - photographic portraits - individual, families, group.
agribusiness - Administrative - accounting
Enthusiastic - Dynamic - Punctual - Reliable - Conscientious
persuasive - imaginative - creative
Monday, July 20, 2009
81 post caching KKkkkching
Hey July how many of those associates, companions, kinderedspitirs,compadres, acquaintances
relatives, friends, the you know who have a HAPPY" B I R T H D A Y " Happy , glad your here, nice to see you, blow your candles out kinda - hope its a good and best wishes--------------Ya know I've never been up to my ass in alligators quess I should know rememner what
I was gonna drain or train or divert or arrange or -------------- If man evovled from "the three
monkeys a musical band " heard tale of ------ monkeys, and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? ---------How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same while a
wise man and a wise guy are opposites? Statistics show that at the age of 70, there are five women to every man. Isn't that the dardest time for a guy to get those odds? ----- What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men? ---- Why is the man who invests all your
money callled a broker? ---------If the plural of man is always called men -----the plural of pan ----be called pen? A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police ------ a teachers well-known proverb-----zzzzzzzzzzzzTwo's
company three's...the Musketeers...---Children should be seen and not .....spanked or gounded
You get out of something only what you see in the picture on the box
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
yum
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1 cup Boiling H2O
1 16oz Frozen Strawberries
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occasion including Birthdays, New Babies, Thank You's and Get Well Wishes. Our
exclusively designed gifts for every holiday are the perfect solution for friends, family
and business associates. . . or just for treating your self!
Take advantage of the enclosed Reward Certificate and order your gifts today at
800-443-8124or anytime at www.CherylandCo.com And when you visit our web site,
remember to sign up to receive our emails announcing new products and special offers.
Our mission is to be the best gourmet food and gift company, ever! We look forward
to making all your shopping experiences simple and enjoyable. I guarantee it!
For over 25 years we have delivered fresh-baked desserts and gifts for every special
occasion including Birthdays New Babies, Thank You's and Get Well Wishes. Our
exclusivelt designed gifts for every holiday and he perfect solution for friends, family
and business associates. . . or for just treating yourself.
Take advantage of the enclosed Reward Certificate and order your gifts today at
800-443-8124 or anytime at www.CherylandCo.com
Our mission is to be the best gourmet food and gift company, ever!
Sweet Regards,
Cheryl
We hope you enjoy your Reward Certificate
Strawberry Salad
1 3oz PK Strawberry Jello - Lite
1 cup Boiling H2O
1 16oz Frozen Strawberries
1 8oz PKg Cool Whip - Lite
Pour boiling H2O over Jello - Drain strawberries and use 1 cup Juice - Put in Fridge -
let til Jello gets thick --BUT Not fully set - - - - - Stir in Cool Whip - Add Strawberries
Put into Bowl in Fridge to set - Enjoy
Saturday, July 11, 2009
taming
Taming hunger in a study from 2001 Stanford University researchers compared volunteers in
a diet only program with those in a program that combined diet and excercise. After a year
people in the combination group found it was easier to control their eating and avoid temptations.
In short, thanks to the diet and excercise combo the women were slimmer and had more
stamina. Do the stretching excercise feel food - - - - - feel free to add as many stretching sessions as you like.
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The lines that catch the vision of interest - - - - - - - -
a diet only program with those in a program that combined diet and excercise. After a year
people in the combination group found it was easier to control their eating and avoid temptations.
In short, thanks to the diet and excercise combo the women were slimmer and had more
stamina. Do the stretching excercise feel food - - - - - feel free to add as many stretching sessions as you like.
In the age of speed dating and internet hook-ups- - - can rent a yenta --find true love ----
The lines that catch the vision of interest - - - - - - - -
Friday, July 10, 2009
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Tuesday, July 7, 2009
the Touch
"Make the experience fun." join the quest for the perfect dress.
Selecte a style that you'll feel both comfortable and fabulous in "L.Cascio"Try on different silhouettes to determine what type of dress best flaters your shape and choose a variety of
colors so you can find one that compliments your skin tone and even the bridal party.
When you are shopping you need to look into how well the dress is made. You want a built-in corset because it will support you more and be better fitted to your body. And lastly, make sure
you order your dress in plenty of time for the portrait, because remember, you don't want
your portrait done when the foliage isn't pretty."M.Choate"
To select the right jacket the groom should consider both the time of day of the ceremony as
well as the average build of the men in the wedding party.
So find your style, explore your options and show your personality.
Selecte a style that you'll feel both comfortable and fabulous in "L.Cascio"Try on different silhouettes to determine what type of dress best flaters your shape and choose a variety of
colors so you can find one that compliments your skin tone and even the bridal party.
When you are shopping you need to look into how well the dress is made. You want a built-in corset because it will support you more and be better fitted to your body. And lastly, make sure
you order your dress in plenty of time for the portrait, because remember, you don't want
your portrait done when the foliage isn't pretty."M.Choate"
To select the right jacket the groom should consider both the time of day of the ceremony as
well as the average build of the men in the wedding party.
So find your style, explore your options and show your personality.
Monday, July 6, 2009
Hershey
Chocoholics, take note: People who like to order chocolate and gifts from Hershey's online service
won't be able to after this month. The nation's second largest candy maker, The Hershey Co.,
announced it is closing the Hershey Gifts service July 31. Spokesman Kirk Saville says the
company is looking into other e-commerce options, including strategic partnerships and licensing
agreements. He would not say how much revenue the service brings in or whether it is losing money. Twelve Hershey's Gift emploees will lose their jobs, and Saville says the company is
working to find them jobs inside the Hershey, Pa-based company.
HERSHEY ONLINE SERVICE IS GOING TO MELT AWAY
won't be able to after this month. The nation's second largest candy maker, The Hershey Co.,
announced it is closing the Hershey Gifts service July 31. Spokesman Kirk Saville says the
company is looking into other e-commerce options, including strategic partnerships and licensing
agreements. He would not say how much revenue the service brings in or whether it is losing money. Twelve Hershey's Gift emploees will lose their jobs, and Saville says the company is
working to find them jobs inside the Hershey, Pa-based company.
HERSHEY ONLINE SERVICE IS GOING TO MELT AWAY
Sunday, July 5, 2009
July 5
What harm can a few months at home cause -
Your time off will show up as a work-history gap on your resume'. When the first screener sees a
lenghty gap, it becomes any easy way to screen you out.
If you make it to the interview stage, that gap will have to be explained. Saying you caught up on home projects makes it look like finding a job wasn't your rop priority. When an employer
usually receives over 100 applications per opening, why should it hire anyone who; a admitted
they took a break from work or b. doesn't consider a job the #1 priority?
For those over 50, "chill time: makes even less sense. They've always found it harder to get jobs
than their younger competition. Gift-wrappinng an excuse not to hire you is folly. If you want to
learn how to make lemonade out of life's lemons, -------------
The one industry that seems to be rock solid is recycling. I (Jim Pawlakfree lance columnist Star-Telegram) - three industry job Websites, www.awma.org, www. enviromental-experts.com and www. recyclingjobs.com - All offer RSS [Really Simple Syndication) feeds that will send info on job openings and industry news. Look for the orange RSS button on the homepage of the Websites. The "What is RSS?" link on the recycling jobs explains
Your time off will show up as a work-history gap on your resume'. When the first screener sees a
lenghty gap, it becomes any easy way to screen you out.
If you make it to the interview stage, that gap will have to be explained. Saying you caught up on home projects makes it look like finding a job wasn't your rop priority. When an employer
usually receives over 100 applications per opening, why should it hire anyone who; a admitted
they took a break from work or b. doesn't consider a job the #1 priority?
For those over 50, "chill time: makes even less sense. They've always found it harder to get jobs
than their younger competition. Gift-wrappinng an excuse not to hire you is folly. If you want to
learn how to make lemonade out of life's lemons, -------------
The one industry that seems to be rock solid is recycling. I (Jim Pawlakfree lance columnist Star-Telegram) - three industry job Websites, www.awma.org, www. enviromental-experts.com and www. recyclingjobs.com - All offer RSS [Really Simple Syndication) feeds that will send info on job openings and industry news. Look for the orange RSS button on the homepage of the Websites. The "What is RSS?" link on the recycling jobs explains
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Independence Day 2009
Enjoy the fourth of July it is our heritage.
LABELS have you ever read the label on the aspirin bottle Uses for the temporary relief of minoraches and pain or as recommended by your doctor
There must be some reason to have all the printed matter that size.
Few nutrients for the heart have been researched as Coenzyme Q10 CoQ10 is a vitamin like
nutrient that is produced by the body and tends to diminish as we age. CoQ10 plays a critical part in energy production at the cellular level and supports overall cardiovascular health as well as a strong immune system.
LABELS have you ever read the label on the aspirin bottle Uses for the temporary relief of minoraches and pain or as recommended by your doctor
There must be some reason to have all the printed matter that size.
Few nutrients for the heart have been researched as Coenzyme Q10 CoQ10 is a vitamin like
nutrient that is produced by the body and tends to diminish as we age. CoQ10 plays a critical part in energy production at the cellular level and supports overall cardiovascular health as well as a strong immune system.
Friday, July 3, 2009
Mind Set
If you want to be rich Last year we spent 2.3 billion on movie
- theater comedies, filmmakers favorite genre. What we spend to laugh
Toys Today Collectibles Tomorrow A robot called Machine Man, made in
1950s Japan, sold at auction for
$42,550 - how to buy hot toys 50 years from now - spend on a trend - avoid
limiited editions - snap-up snap-offs
Scoring a Low Mortgage Rate
If you want to be rich "They're aware that even $25. if invested at 5% will grow
to $40.72 after 10 years. "Save only $500 annually, and you'll have $54,000 after 25 years
if it earns an average of 10%-----------------But if$50 is removed monthly you'll save $600
a year and wind up with $6,000 over the same time period at the same rate.
"Not Actual Size" disclaimer hot dog Brywn witzner
- theater comedies, filmmakers favorite genre. What we spend to laugh
Toys Today Collectibles Tomorrow A robot called Machine Man, made in
1950s Japan, sold at auction for
$42,550 - how to buy hot toys 50 years from now - spend on a trend - avoid
limiited editions - snap-up snap-offs
Scoring a Low Mortgage Rate
If you want to be rich "They're aware that even $25. if invested at 5% will grow
to $40.72 after 10 years. "Save only $500 annually, and you'll have $54,000 after 25 years
if it earns an average of 10%-----------------But if$50 is removed monthly you'll save $600
a year and wind up with $6,000 over the same time period at the same rate.
"Not Actual Size" disclaimer hot dog Brywn witzner